Bollywood Stars Went For Roadies Audition


If our own Bollywood stars and politicians were to go for an audition in ROADIES and introduce themselves to RAGHU.....how would they do it in their own style?????

Dharmendra: Kutte mei tera khoon pee Jaunga....Mujhe kaam chahiye....film nahi milti...roadies mei toh le le

Amitabh Bachhan: Rishtey mei toh hum tumhare baap lagte hai ...naam hai Shehenshah...Hayyyyeeee.... Raghu aajkal apna market down hai...Aamir kee tarah body toh bana nahi sakta....mujhe Roadies mei hee le lo.

Shahrukh Khan: Itni shiddat se tumhe paane kee chahat kee hai ke har zarre ne tumse milane kee saazish kee hai....Kehte hai kisi dil ko sachhe dil se chaho...toh puri qaynat usse tumse milane mei lag jaati hai....
aap logo ne mujhe meri chahat se milwaya....thanku very much....i feel like king of the world....aur aaj is baat ka b yakeen ho gaya...kee hamari filmo kee tarah...hamari zindagi mei b end tak sab theek ho jaata hai....aur agar theek na ho toh woh THE END Nahi...
Picture abhi baaki hai mere DOST.........
Raghuuuu....saal bhar tak koi nayi movie nahi hai...IPL Mei kapde bik gaye...ab ROADIES Mei hee chance de do please.

Sunil Shetty: Raghu mei tumhe bhool jau yeh ho nahi sakta aur tum mujhe bhul jao yeh mei hone nahi dunga.....Meri na acting chalti hai na production...direction kya chalegi??? Please raghu mujhe ek chance de do Roadies mei....One chance

Aamir Khan: Raghu mere bhai...Ghajjini was Super hit....kya acting thhi meri...lekin 3 idiots mei time hai....and u knw m a perfectionist...so
Take me in ROADIES....hayela.....Mujhe b ek chance de do Raghu

Deepika Padukone: Ek chutki sindoor kee keemat tum kya jaano raghu babu....Ishwar ka aashirwad hota hai ek chootki sindoor....har aurat ka armaan hota hai ek chutki sindoor...suhagan ke sir ka taaj hota hai ek chutki sindoor......
Raghu CC2C flop ho gayi....Akshay b meri dubti naiyya nahi bacha paya...please mujhe Roadies mei ek chance de do...plzzz

Atal Bihari Vajpayi: Janta ne Seat se out kiya...advani ne party se....Raghu mujhko b toh lift kara de....roadies mei fix kara de.....kaise kaiso ko liya hai...aise waiso ko liya hai....Mujhko b tu LIFT kara de

source: 【ツ】$υ₪ΐℓ#! █ ▄ █, MTV Orkut Official Community

1 comment:

  1. I found last nights episode quite insulting seeing Palak being abused by Raghu while others watched and laughed. What a shamefull episode for Raghu who was telling Palak how bad she was and yelling at her. He must talk to his mother and sister in the same way. I showed that episode to all my Kiwi friends and they were all disgusted by Raghu's behavior. Raghu should appologise to Palak in front of the whole world audience. Raghu you dog.Kiss me ass.

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