MTV Roadies 6 Matrimony

Paulomi
Need at least three well-educated rich idiots who can trust the fidelity of a very simple appearing, extremely soft spoken Bengali Gothic chick well trained by India's famous Basanti on how to walk on broken glass. The guys should be fully tolerant and immune to spoken bullshit since the proposed girl is well versed in the same apart from holding a masters degree in infuriating a number of people including oxes... The girl is able to withstand adverse environmental conditions and is quite comfortable in skimpy outfits even in freezing cold weather... Families belonging to Babas, tantriks, witches, magicians, and Ram Gopal Verma may simply excuse since she is highly vulnerable to Black Magic... Interested candidates may please forward their bio data, bank balance details, and list of makeup material offered to
maint-eeno-se-true-love-karti-hoon@aa-bail-mujhe-maar.com


SUFI
Wanted a bride for a young , dashing, handsome, non-virgin(Atleast according to PALAK) guy. Currently working in a film called “LUCK BY CHANCE”. Has experience of saying "sorry" via sms to raghu and rajiv. Also has posed topless in front of them

His hobbies are giving auditions for every reality show which happens in india ;giving his 100% everywhere and also taking 100% . Has habit of talking and repeating dialogues like Roadies mere liye bahut mayne rakhta hai. and Jaan laga dunga in sleep.He’s a struggler and struggles very hard, be cautious in bed, He’s an animal in the ring ^_^ .Fearless competitor and doesn’t hesitate in taking up challenge of facing 2 people together at any place .

Will be unable to continue rounds of KABADDI in bed as he generally gets his leg broken after some time. There will be 2 marriage invitations for everyone as the boy believes in SECOND CHANCE. He’s good at comeback, so if runs with some other girl do ask him to COMEBACK.

1 condition for marriage, that the girl should not have any objection if the boy brings his portfolio in the mandap. Honeymoon will be in deserts of sahara as the groom is HYDROPHOBIC. Girls with name whose names means “success” and “fame” would be given preference.

Interested candidates may contact at :
Mujhe_tv_pe_dikhao@Roadies_ho_ya_splitsvilla_jhak_marane_jao.com


PALAK
Need a samrat (smart) and strong looking ox for a banglore based Punjabi bull OOOPS, Need a smart and physically well built guy who can tolerate high frequency screams, deaf entries are also welcomed. Age/religion/gender/human beings/animals no bar.

Has mastered the art of irritating people ; Done PHD in slangs and is an ex-state level champion in matter of abuses and. Currently working as a Brand ambassador for PETA and s a part time employee in WWF(wild world fund^_^). Can produce loads of Crocodile tears and is very good at hiting.

Her hobbies are crying and breaking glasses through some melodious singing. Can speak incessantly over any issue and effectively uses her limbs for expressing herself.Won nobel peace prize for keeping quiet for 1 day. Wherever she’ll go will bring her karizma with her, Peace? no guarantee. Will bring ear buds as dowry. The marriage will be court marriage as the bride gets a little excited on seeing the red-dress.

Interested candidates may apply at main-to-real-life-main-bhi-kisi-ki-nahi-ho-sakti-teri-kya-khak-banungi@upar-wala-sab-dekh-raha-hai.com