MTV Roadies 6.0 - MOCK INTERVIEWS
MTV ROADIES 6.0—> SABSE BADA NIKAMMA
here r a few xceprts from the interview of roadies 6.0
raghu: what do u feel u have that others standing outside dont have?
contestant: my political nature, inherent ability to lie thru my teeth and stoop down to any level for the tasks
raghu: thats what they all say!!!but no one can show it!neways how can u contribute to the show?
contestant: umm…ahh…(scratches his head),,,,ummmm…(vacant look on face)… myself!!
nikhil(speaking in raghu’s ears):let’s take him..his IQ is worse than sonel!!the perfect character to increase the TRPS
raghu thinks deeply..
raghu: if you are asked to jump into a fire during a task,what will you do??
contestant(surprised): back away offcourse…no task is worth that!
nikhil(raghu’s ears again):hes brilliant. if he dsnt perform there will be a lot of heated debates over viewers..more TRP(jumps in joy)
raghu(with a zen like calm on his face): ok final question.if you are selected, how far do you think you will go?
contestant: depends on the number of guys to hang out with..
nikhil(clueless): dnt u mean girls?
contestant: heck no!i am so totally gay…(winks and gives thumbs up sign)
raghu: thats it!!(banging the table)…you are what we always wanted in an interview… u r totally selected…
nikhil(whispers to someone on his mobile): ya get the news out!!gay and worthless roadie gets into roadies 6.0…let everyone get shocked!!ya i kno the TRPS will skyrocket…we can even beat IPL…
contestant(yawning): can i go?
raghu: sure..btw heres my card if u need ne personal assistance(winks)
contestant: umm sure..,..just shave the beard!(exits room)
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hi raghu sir,
ReplyDeletei m srikant from bhubaneswar.it'll more better if u post different Q & A in ur blog about roadie personal interview.bcoz after d success of mtv roadies in india different managements& technical institutes r conducting their own roadies,so it'll be helpful 4 d students.
was this a kinda joke.....then i m sorry ,if i ver in raghu's place i would have kicked his ass off from dat very moment!!
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