MTV Roadies 6.0 - MOCK INTERVIEWS

MTV ROADIES 6.0—> SABSE BADA NIKAMMA

here r a few xceprts from the interview of roadies 6.0

raghu: what do u feel u have that others standing outside dont have?

contestant: my political nature, inherent ability to lie thru my teeth and stoop down to any level for the tasks

raghu: thats what they all say!!!but no one can show it!neways how can u contribute to the show?

contestant: umm…ahh…(scratches his head),,,,ummmm…(vacant look on face)… myself!!

nikhil(speaking in raghu’s ears):let’s take him..his IQ is worse than sonel!!the perfect character to increase the TRPS

raghu thinks deeply..

raghu: if you are asked to jump into a fire during a task,what will you do??

contestant(surprised): back away offcourse…no task is worth that!

nikhil(raghu’s ears again):hes brilliant. if he dsnt perform there will be a lot of heated debates over viewers..more TRP(jumps in joy)

raghu(with a zen like calm on his face): ok final question.if you are selected, how far do you think you will go?

contestant: depends on the number of guys to hang out with..

nikhil(clueless): dnt u mean girls?

contestant: heck no!i am so totally gay…(winks and gives thumbs up sign)

raghu: thats it!!(banging the table)…you are what we always wanted in an interview… u r totally selected…

nikhil(whispers to someone on his mobile): ya get the news out!!gay and worthless roadie gets into roadies 6.0…let everyone get shocked!!ya i kno the TRPS will skyrocket…we can even beat IPL…

contestant(yawning): can i go?

raghu: sure..btw heres my card if u need ne personal assistance(winks)

contestant: umm sure..,..just shave the beard!(exits room)