RAGHU's INTERVIEW.... HAHAHA Now Its His Turn

WHEN I TOOK RAGHU'S AUDITION.....................
ME(judge)- baitho…kya naam hai..
RAGhU(contestant)- thanku sir…hi,im raghu
ME- baal kahan gaye….hehe…
RAGHU- sir ye mera stlye hai…
ME- aby dhakannnnnnnn…….tu sochta hai tu apna ye nanga sar lekar aayega,aur hum kahenge cool..kuch interesting bata….
RAGHU- sir m crazy bout Rodies….
ME- aby (beep)…..tere se pehle jitney aaye hain,sab ne yahi kaha hai…tujhe pata kya hai be rodies ke bare mein….
RAGHU- sir mujhe adventure pasand hai…
ME- kya kiya hai adventurous aaj tak…
RAGHU- sir ek baar local bus mein ek ladki ko dhakka mara tha…..
ME- ABYYYYYYYYYdhakkan…gadhe kuch aur bata apne bare mein
RAGHU- sir ek baar samaan lene Dukaan akele gaya tha…
ME- aby dhakan tu rodies dekhne layak bhi nahi hai chu**ye……tu kisi kaam ka nahi ye….ye apni chuiyon wali personality le ke kahin aur jaa…kisi aur ka matha chaat..BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEP……………BEEP
RAGHU- mmmm……,,,,,mmmmmm..
ME- bas kya itne mein ro pada……bhg jaa yahan se…bhaaaag…
RAGHU- why…tel me d reason first..
ME- SECURITY!!!!!!!! Ise udha ke bahar phenk do…………….NEXT……..

i - ye takle ko kisne andar aane diya ?bhagao usse!
raghu - sir ,plzzz sir
i - half french cut ,takle -ded phuteiye,kaha paida huva tu?
raghu - delhi
i - to kya ab sir pe nache ga?
raghu - nahi sir nahi ..
i - ek kaam kar .....jaa toilet saaf kar
raghu (after 1 hr) - kar diya sir..
i - ok ,here is one task.....jaao aur apne sir pe baal laga ke aao
raghu - nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
i - kon hai ye chtiya...bhagao usse..get lost

i - abe tu yaha vapas ???
raghu - ha sir ...mujhe roadie bane ka hi hai...
i - kyon mera dimag kha raha hai takle?
raghu - kyon ki mai roadie nahi bana to MUMMY mujhe maregi
i - okok......thn????
raghu - to mai roadie ban gya ?
i - haa..lekin tume pure tour pe cycle pe aana hoga
raghu - kya ?
i - hehehehe....get lost u dhAkKaan...takle..!

Hey guyz it is just a joke.... i have no intention of abusing RAGHU RAM.... its was for you guyz, i hope this has brought a little smile on your face

if anyone felt bad.... i APOLOGIZE especially to RAGHU and the MODS